Quotes from 2nd Gunn

So starting about Winter Term, I started writing down funny quotes that people in my hall had said. And here is everything that I got documented.

Keep in mind there are lots of cussing things and inappropriate sayings. Haha. But that's half the fun.

"Black people don't cry"-Rebekah

"Sorry, I'm not a mouth-major!"-Chloe

"If you pee on that couch, I'll pee on this couch!"-Chloe

"I'm a GENIUS"-Rebekah

"You should call it MAPE. It was like you were mentally raped!"-Katria

   "It wasn't even rape because my mind wanted it!"-Rebekah

"Coooowwwwww"-Katria and Rebekah

"What's that little duck one's name?"-Cory

   "Ducky, dumbass."-Chloe

   "She's not a duck, she's a frooooggggg~"-Cory

"I can deal with the dead body, it's the smell of pot that freaks me out."-Katria

"I'm practicing my vagina licking skills-Oh hey, Kara!"-Cory

"It's not whack-a-mole, it's whack-a-dead-fuck."-Chuck

"I can teach you all about polygamy, I'm well practiced."-Chloe

"If you attack Katria I will tackle you ot the ground and cut off your drawstrings!"-Chloe

"I'm like Darthmal, motherfucker!!"-Cameron

"See, World War II I understand, but Mean Girls 2? You've got to be kidding me."-Katria

"Haven't you seen the sand on the beach? It's jello."-Scott

   "Uh..try little rocks."-Katria

"I do believe that she was wearing electric blue slouch boots. And if that's so, I'm going to cut them off and wear them as my own."-Chloe

"LOL. JK. Backspace."-Josue

"Humans don't like weird noises."-Chuck

"There will be a universal pissing of the pants!"-Katria

"I kinda want to pelt you with goldfish."-Chloe

"Can I have your booblump?"-Katria

"There's a baby in that girl."-Cameron

"Question, what would you guys do if you were sitting next to someone and they reached into their pants and pulled out food?"-Kellery

"We're about to get gang raped by cops!"-Chloe

   "Take Chuck first!"-Rachael

   "He's our sacrifice!"-Chloe

"Bitches. Ginger headed bitches."-Travis

"Thank god I had boobs to defend myself with."-Kellery

"Here's the sexual innuendo box. You just walked right into it."-Rebekah

"How's you rootbeer float?"-Chuck

   "Very floaty. How's your German homework?"-Katria

   "Very floaty."-Chuck

*in reference to Aaron Carter* "He would want candy, that little fuck."-Josue

"I was engulfed in the huge bosoms that is Bad Girls Club."-Chuck

*in reference to poop* "I was hoping it was a long curly one. Those are my favorites."-Cameron

"Respect the pouch."-Kara

"I'm getting damn integrigated!"-Chloe

   "..I think you mean interrogated."-Katria

*in reference to Lion King* "She's hot, I'd pull her fur. Or tug her mane."-Chuck

"If you get raped, don't come back to this hall!"-Javontae

"We're a trifecta of awesome!"-Chloe

"Word choice is very important when sexting."-Katria

"I think you have the wrong number."-Group 6

"If you keep going hard enough it will happen."-Kara

"Did you say you assed that test?"-Katria

"I haven't smelled a stinky vagina."-Chuck

"The vagina bone is connected to the..."-Chloe

   "Penis bone?"-Rebekah

"I think Toddlers and Tiara's pretty much sums up my childhood."-Chuck

"Is that hard? I wanna touch it."-Chuck

"Be careful, I might attack you with my sailboat."-Kara

"Is this the first time he loses his virginity?"-Cameron

   "Well, you normally only loose it once."-Katria

"It's my wedding day, it's the perfect day to have an itchy vagina."-Chloe

"I freaking hate you and your mother's boobies!"-Rebekah

"Naked wiener juice!"-Katria

"That one tasted particularly like piss."-Rebekah

"Lookin' like a fool with your fetus on the ground."-Katria

"LAWL"- Everyone

"She's a demonic lion!"-Chloe

"Sexually transmitted accents!"-Chloe and Rebekah

"Did you get your hairball out?"-Chloe

   "It was more like a throw-up ball."-Cameron

"Can I sit on your bed with you so we can contain the urine to one mattress? Because I might pee as well"-Chloe

"Would now be a good time to tell you I have testicles?"-Chloe

"I can piss straight, I can aim. I can control my pee."-Josue

"I wish I had Dumbledore's Beard."-Cameron

"I just love the feeling of other people's warm piss on their hands."-Cameron

"Trampled by turtles- that would actually be an adorable sigh to see!"-Scott

"Come on Hermione. Let's fuck. Want to see my sorcerers stones?"-Chuck

"Doesn't Harry Potter have a Z on his forehead?"-Rachael

"Guys, I think my fingers are growing."-Chloe

"We're about to get gang raped by cocks...I mean cops."-Rebekah

"I almost jumped off the bed and ate your face."-Katria

*in reference to a sock* "Dude smell this. it smells like frosting."-Garrett

"It tastes like fuck. This is fuck in a cup."-Katria

(in a British accent)*Katria impression* "Wingadrium leviosa! Fuck you Chuck!"-Chuck

"Sorry about your peni-oh, that's a woman."-Chloe

"I am SO not awake enough for you to be a ninja right now."-Kara

"Wait, don't you guys have 14 fingers?"-Katria

"My uterus' name is Curtis."-Chloe

   "..That's my dad's name."-Rachael

"My goal has been fulfilled! I got naked in front of Katria!"-Rachael

"I can do the splits you guys!"-Vanessa

"Sometimes I like to seductively bite my talon at Katria."-Chloe

"It's like instead of a cross-bow, it's a crotch-bow."-Katria

"Were you about to Sparta Kick my door?"-Katria

"My bladder gets stage fright!"-Chloe

"GRANOLA!!!!!"-Chuck

"I want 7 of those!"-Sara

"You're just jealous of my red hair."-Rachael

   "Be careful or I'll cut it off and tape it to my face."-Katria

"Excuse me as I vomit on your ferrets."-Kara

"Her car's so small compared to mine! I feel like I'm driving a jelly bean."-Chloe

"The chicken nugget to female ration in here is uncomfortably high!"-Chloe

"You wanna Lady and the Tramp with me?"-Kara

   "As long as you're the tramp."-Chuck

"So. Much. Drool. Just came out of my mouth. Wanna see? There's a dark spot!"-Chloe

"It's my bobby pin, the hair attached to it was blond!"-Chloe

   "...um, you're not blond."-Katria

   "...d'what?"-Chloe

"My first instinct was to rub them! My second was to eat them! I just rubbed them into your carpet. I'm soorrry!!"-CHloe

"Can I sit at your feet like a little cat?"-Chuck

"I'm going to throw a condom at the next person that walks by!"-Chuck

"It's not code red, it's code weiner!"-Scott

"I'm gonna call you bubbles from now on."-Josue

"This is gonna be the dumbest question ever, but Ireland's in Ireland right? No, wait I got Iceland and Ireland mixed up. Fuck you guys!"-Cameron

"Super cute! My phone's on vibrate!"-Sleeping Rachael

"The plural of clitoris is clitorati."-Chuck

   "That sounds like a greek God."-Zander

"I love turtles, they're my second favorite animal! Wanna know what my fourth favorite is? A porcupine."-Cameron

"Wanna be the Yogurt to my granola?"-Zander

"When I pee, I pee for awhile. It's a pretty long yellow stream of pee."-Chloe

"New goal:lick Katria."-Chloe

"Her name was Chastity, she made it clear she wasn't a belt."-Rebekah

"That's going on the quote beard. I mean board."-Katria

"Quit calling me crazy before I choke you."-Katie

"That looks like a metallic sperm."-Rebekah

"Aw! She missed you in the womb!"-Chloe

"Matilda!"-Chloe

"Does it have a little face?"-Zander

"A fedora? you're not even Jewish!"-Cameron

"Do you still have the...um...uh......"-Katria

   "End of your sentence? Because no."-Kara

"I haven't sat in your bed in awhile. Can I taste this?"-Chloe

"Penis! I haven't been in here by myself before!"-Chloe

   "Spoken from the penis?"-Katria

"Hey, later I need to use your computer to look up info about Crack."-Maddy

"You're just jealous of y Mohawk fish!"-Rachael

"Love is in the air? More like Alcohol."-Drew

"Germany. Italy. And Canada. They were all nazi's."-Megan

"You stole the sunshine!"-Megan

"People with big eyes don't get high!"-Cameron

"I can't see anything"-Scott

   "That's because...nevermind...too easy."-Katria

"Can I tell you a gross story? Because I'm going to anyway."-Chuck

"He just jumped out like a naked gremlin and then ran away!"-Katria

"I can't feel half my ass."-Maddy

"I'm very familiar with he naked female body. Because I've got one."-Kara

"If I made more of my days, I'd make more of my nights. I mean mornings."-Rachael

"Harry Potter's a religion. Glee is just a TV show."-Katria

"I don't want to bite into a meatball! I'd be pissed!"-Rachael

"Stop making that face! I can't swallow."-Zander

"If you pee on my head, our friendship is over!"-Cameron

"Did you see that boys face? He looked like a pterodactyl!'-Kara

"Who's Dumbledore?"-Cameron

"Yoda, are you high?"-Chuck

"Stealing a baby? It's just surprise adoption."-James

"Did you know that 75% f the time I don't know what you're saying?"-Cameron

"Chuck, we were just about to have sex on top of you."-Maddy

"No, I'm a dude pochahontis!!"-Chuck

"I'm going to give that santa a burial at sea via the toilet!"-Chloe

"Cameron your chest hair is making me stumble in my walk with the Lord."-Rebekah

"Katria, I'm going to stumble in my walk with the Lord all over your face."-Chloe

"Don't you feel so accomplished after you've just taken a huge dump?'-Cameron

"I meant to say Cory, but it came out David."-Katria

"Stop shakin' up my fish!"-Rachael

"That awkward moment when a giant crab claw goes through your office window."-Maddy

   "And then you're like 'man, I've got crabs.'"-Katria

"What are you giggling about?-Chloe

   "Calvin's antics."-Spencer

"You put this right on your bottom. I mean..for your eyes."-Mary Kay lady

"What's fat george lucas doing here?"-Chuck

"That's what you get for posting shit. You know I can't leave your shit alone."-Rebekah

"I'm having one of those days where my underwear is a lot higher than my pants."-Chloe

"Why are you sucking on my sunglasses?"-Scott

   "I'd suck on something else of yours, but I had to make due with what I had."-Spencer

"I'm gonna touch you with my poop stick!"-Spencer

"Your presence on this earth raises my blood pressure."-Chloe

"What's with everyone aiming their buttholes at people?"-Scott

"Okay, breath. Now touch my boob."-Chloe

"Eat my CO2, bitch!!"-Scott

"Is that a pen in your cleavage, or are you just happy to see me?"-Chloe

"What's the people to bed ratio going to be like?"-Chloe

   "Four."-Katria

   "...That's not a ratio..."-Chloe